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Name:Freddie Lounds
Birthdate:Jun 6
Location:Baltimore, Maryland, United States
Crawford and Graham had started down the front steps when a small man darted ahead of them, spun and took a picture. His face popped up behind the camera.

"Will Graham!" he said. "Remember me—Freddy Lounds? I covered the Lecter case for the Tattler. I did the paperback."

"I remember," Graham said. He and Crawford continued down the steps, Lounds walking sideways ahead of them.

"When did they call you in, Will? What have you got?"

"I won't talk to you, Lounds."

"How does this guy compare with Lecter? Does he do them—"

"Lounds." Graham's voice was loud and Crawford got in front of him fast. "Lounds, you write lying shit and The National Tattler is an asswipe. Keep away from me."

Crawford gripped Graham's arm. "Get away, Lounds. Go on. Will, let's get some breakfast. Come on, Will." They rounded the corner, walking swiftly.

"I'm sorry, Jack. I can't stand that bastard. When I was in the hospital, he came in and—"

"I know it," Crawford said. "I reamed him out, much good it did." Crawford remembered the picture in The National Tattler at the end of the Lecter case. Lounds had come into the hospital room while Graham was asleep. He flipped back the sheet and shot a picture of Graham's temporary colostomy. The paper ran it retouched with a black square covering Graham's groin. The caption said "Crazy Guts Cop."

- Red Dragon



A colostomy is a surgical procedure in which a stoma is formed by drawing the healthy end of the large intestine or colon through an incision in the anterior abdominal wall and suturing it into place. This opening, in conjunction with the attached stoma appliance, provides an alternative channel for feces to leave the body. It may be reversible or irreversible depending on the circumstances.

Loop colostomy: This type of colostomy is usually used in emergencies and is a temporary and large stoma. A loop of the bowel is pulled out onto the abdomen and held in place with an external device. The bowel is then sutured to the abdomen and two openings are created in the one stoma: one for stool and the other for mucus.

In other words, a colostomy involves attaching a bag to the body for the person to defecate into it. To be blunt, a colostomy bag is a bag for shit.

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